Today I surfed the Urban Dictionary to learn 10 new phrases/words to use- in the streets. There include (but are not limited to:)
1. Econnoisseur
One who insists on the highest quality at the lowest price.
Being an econnoisseur I bought the ten dollar chilean wine instead of the fifty dollar french. 2. Flavorgasm When eating food so good that you let out an involuntary moan, usually the first bite; also as an adjective - flavorgasmic
I ate this unbelievable steak yesterday. I swear when I ate the first bite I had a total flavorgasm!
3. Sargasm
Deriving far too much satisfaction from glibly berating another with sarcasm.
"Oh, thanks a lot for drinking my last beer! No, it's my fault... if I wanted it for myself, I shouldn't have put it in the fridge!"
"Dude, don't have a sargasm."
The side of a body where a gigantic purse or messenger bag is carried, and an awkward barrier preventing others from walking comfortably alongside is often created.
I would hold your hand, baby, but I don't want to get on your bagside.
5. MIRF
acronym for Mom I'd Run From. The opposite of a MILF. A mom you definitely would not want to do.
"I don't know where she gets her good looks, her mom is a MIRF!"
6. Textrovert1. One who feels an increased sense of bravery over texting, as opposed to in person.
2. One who will often only say what they really feel over text messages.
Kelly: "So how'd the conversation go with Jason last night?" Natalie: "Ah he's such a textrovert. We didn't make any progress until I went home and he spilled his guts over texts."7. Slackitude
The act of, or state of being a
slacker. Describes the attitude typically associated with being a slacker. Most appropriately applies to one with no responsibilities, one that gets by pretending to be hard at work, or the co-worker that is found hanging out near the coffee machine for most of the day.
I just can't tolerate that guy's slackitude! If I were his manager, I'd sack him, no doubt.
8. Tag Hag
A person who is obsessed with brand name clothing.
She is such a tag hag! She wanted to wear my Versace even though she hates it!
9. Trill
An adjective used in hip-hop culture to describe someone who is considered to be well-respected, coming from the combination of "true" and "real".
Trill A** Niggaz keepin it true and real.
10. Flesh Forks
Your bare fingers
Person A: Dude, I don't have a fork!
Person B: Just use your flesh forks, dude.
I also enjoyed:
Crop Dusting:
farting while walking
In which you would respond with:
Flatuglance:
That look you give someone when they have just farted around you.
That's a wrap, homies. Keepin it real in the hood. These words are gonna be off the hook, that's all I'm sayin.
Ooops....
Followed my a delcious dinner at McGrath's, in which I sampled my first crab leg. 
