May 11... Dukes of Hazzard? ...not quite.

... you can't knock it till you try it. Today's new thing was inspired from both Dukes of Hazzard and my lovely aunt Jenelle. We were bored, as we usually are, at my grandmother's house. It all happened so fast. One minute, we were outside in the front yard. The idea was brought up to slide across my grandma's car just like the movie... And, after a few minutes' consideration, I decided to try it. I modified it a bit- instead of going across on my bum, I tried it face first.

However, I failed miserably, as did she. Alas, my grandma's car was a bit too dusty, and apparently, not slippery enough. I got a few inches before I was stuck. I don't know if it was more disturbing that I entertained this idea, or that I attempted it on the hood of my grandma's car. Oh well, no harm or damage done, just the feeling of deception. The movies are a big fat lie.