June 27... C'mon baby, do the locomotion!

When there's something in your way, you gotta take charge and conquer it. That's why today's new thing was climbing over a train. I had to make a delivery down an industrial road, and there was a train parked in the way, blocking all in and out traffic. Yes, I said a train. Who abandons these trains in the middle of the tracks? They must be caught and punished for their actions. Anyways, we all waited around for a while, and I realized that it would probably be a very long time before anything happened.

So, I ventured out of my car to assess the situation. Also there was a very pleasant hobo with missing teeth, and a bike with a giant garbage can strapped to the back. I had a little chat with him about the situation of the train, and decided to go for it. I was originally going to climb underneath, but as I had a large toner box in my hand and the gap was low, I thought it best to try an alternate way. Plus, I didn't want to get smooshed, in case the train started rolling forward. Though it proved a difficult task, I managed to hop over the bars in between two carts. It was a bit dirty, but sometimes a girl's gotta get a bit dirty to get the job done. Know what I'm sayin? They should feature me on "Dirty Jobs" for sure.