Thursday, October 9, 2008

October 7... Kill the Prime Minister of Malyasia!!!!!!!!!

I was hypnotized tonight... well... sort of. I tried an I-Doser... "Binaural Brain Doses" as they are scientifically called.

It kind of reminds me of the movie Total Recall, where the dreamy Arnold Schwarzenegger pays to have a simulated "vacation" implanted in his brain. However, this wasn't quite the same. Basically what you do is find a nice quiet place, put on fancy headphones, clear you mind, and just listen to the "dose". The doses are a bunch of beeps designed to synchronize your brain waves to simulate "experiences".... such as the use of Marijuana or Cocaine, for example. And it's true- a lot of them were designed to give you simulated "highs" or trips. The one I tried wasn't a drug one, but I can't recall the actual name. I just remember listening to it and feeling my whole body start to tingle. It probably could have been more successful if I hadn't drifted off to a peaceful sleep in the middle... although I did wake up a few hours later in the early morning feeling really disoriented and fuzzy. I'm just glad it didn't end up like Total Recall, where Arnold has a seizure and tries to rip apart the scientists with his bursting biceps... I'll settle with the tingling for now.